The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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