You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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