You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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