bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
