she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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