Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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