But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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