Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
