No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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