Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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