It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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