I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm just crazy horny about you
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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