Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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