YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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