I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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