how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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