It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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