is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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