i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
