covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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