at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
