Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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