Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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