in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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