So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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