Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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