Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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