Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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