5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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