How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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