the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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