Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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