you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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