you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize