You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
At least make sure they are 18
Why
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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