It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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