According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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