Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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