i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
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