Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
she told me i tasted like america
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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