kristin has been a bad kristin
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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