Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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