How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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