the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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