the new term for farting is butt boxing.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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