I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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