do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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