Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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