It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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