found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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