I just made out with a guy for $7.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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