When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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