Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
