shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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