check it out our google latitudes are spooning
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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