When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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