So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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