You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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