porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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